Agaga Story

cite ni pasal sebuah tempat. sebuah tempat penoh dengan haiwan liar yang telah menjadi kawasan perkuburan ramai pejuang2 negara. satu hari di mana pada hari itu malang tidak berbau, kawan aku juge telah menjadi mangse tempat cb ni. ia merupakan suatu tragedi yang xkn ku lupakan. aku ingat detik,mase,saat 0rked mati, dier ckp "this demn mushroom killed me! T~T". aku cume mampu membalas "LOL xD"

sbb aku da xde keje tadi, aku membuat keputusan utk membalas dendam demi kawan ku, dan juge utk nyawe mereka2 yang telah terkorban di cni.

setelah sarapan pagi di McD, aku betolak menuju ke arah lokasi menggunekan pelampung purple ajaib ku ( increase 60% movement speed, which is faster than atos ) mase aku gerak tu aku pn tepk "mcm mane la pelampung bole bagi aku lari laju?" tapi lantak la. asalkan aku laju. xyh gune minyak. sep siket

mase otw tu, aku lalu kat satu kawasan ni. burok jugak la kawasan tu sbb graphic game ni mmg burok kan sbb tu laptop aku mampu main, kalau tak da kuar screen biru da. aku teserempak dengan seko itik. bile aku tgk dekat2 mak aihh! tekejot gile aku!! SWAN rupenyer! korang ingat mase korang skola rendah dulu parents korang belikan beg skola SWAN kan pastu korang tesengih bawak g skola dgn banggenyer show off kat kawan2 korang tp skarang kalau korang pakai confirm malu punyer tu kan? haa dulu SWAN ni maskot brand tu ah. aku tanyer dier "asal rupe kau smpi huduh mcm ni?" dier kate "bisnes kurang. budak2 da membesa. sme bajet cool pakai adidas, nike, etc. da xnk da pakai swan. ape x cool ke pakai beg brand gambe angse? cool kan?" aku tgk tgn sebelah dier pegang spanar kaler cokelat yg besar nak mampos tu aku hanye mampu angguk2 setuju je la. dier skarang jadi badut circus. sambil sambil dier wat part time jadi plumber. haishhh kesian kesian.

setelah 8 jam sesat, aku benti jap tanyer2 orang sekeliling direction. jumpe aku seko burung ni. pakai mahkota. dier bajet dier hensem. waklu. pelampung aku lagi hensem. tapi ade something bout burung ni. mcm kenal je. muke dier pn mirip2 sape ntah. sape ek? ( kalau korang men game ni korang paham la) hmmm lantak la. aku pn meneruskan perjalanan setelah burung ni bagi direction dengan kerek.

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akhirnyer smpi jugak aku kat tmpt tu. seperti yg ditande dlm map tu, di sini la tempat member aku, 0rked selalu mati...eh maksud aku telah mati. mane bole orang mati byk kali kan? x logic x logic. berdasarkan muke character aku yg hensem dlm imej di atas, aku dapat merasakan soul soul mangse2 keganasan monsta monsta kat cni. aku pn siap2 sedia...untuk memulakan exmolasi (aku pn xtau ape mksd exmolasi. saje kasi bunyik mcm cool)

seko demi seko aku tebang. x kesah la bapak monster ke abah monster ke papa monster ke sme aku pawn. jahanam mereke semue! mase ni aku da x kire ape da sbb rase diri tu mcm giler hero la. ade ke patot diorang buno sme penduduk tempat ni. sampai da xde bangse manusie kat cni lagi. imej itu bukti. dlm gamba tu tangan dier terbang putus aku cantas HA HA HA

bak kate pepatah, sehensem hensem aku akhirnye kene rogol juge. McD punyer makanan x bole harap. tibe2 perot aku sakit secare melampau. monster2 tu plak amek can gangbang aku kaw2 punyer. sohai...adakah ini the end of me... i see a white figure standing in front of me... its a bird...its a plane...its..

ECAHH??!!!

ntah dari mane ntah tibe2 ecah datang ress aku hidup kembali. mcm mane dier tau aku dlm kesusahan dan konflik? well...kalau da takdir tu, mmg destiny la kan? ngehngeh. maka dengan bantuan ecah, makin ramai la monster cendawan koto kecundang kat cni ( mmg name monster ni DirtyMushroomMan...bongok kan? )

tp mcm orang tua tua cakap, setiap pertemuan ade perpisahan. ecah pergi meninggalkan aku. kenape? sebab dier tanyer aku "kenape u buang mase buno2 diorang ni? xde life ke?" aku btau dier "im doing this for 0rked!" and she went like "whaaat??!! pfft! im so jelesss! i never want to see you again! bazir mana aku je ress kau!" haishh pompan...tak paham aku. kalau sayang mesti nk jeles, sensitip betoi. oh well

lantak kau la Ecah. da setel da pn. habis da sme monster. yay! ( sanyer aku da mls nk tulis cite bangang ni. buang mase aku je ) kerane terlampau happy, aku wat victory dance. oh yeaa oh yeaa work it work it. budak gemok sebelah aku ni jeles ngan aku sebab dier tak reti joget...atau sebab lain? hmmm misteri misteri

:)

see see? clean rite? siap shine lagi. all monster gone de. smpi the guy next to me tu pn tekejot tgk how clean the place is. keluar tande seru merah lagi tu bai.
now its safe for you to jalan2 here 0rked :)

THE END

dalam pembikinan cite ni. byk rintangan tepakse aku harungi mcm hilang 10% exp sbb nak amek gamba mati T~T tp xpe la. aku puas ati jugak dgn result dier agagagaga. gamba2 kat bawah ni sme cam outtakes la. picture2 yg x jadi digunakan

tp pic yang paling x bole blah, pic ni. terase giler aku monster dlm GAME cakap "Get a life!" kat aku :(

cerite sepasang telinge

pada suatu hari, papa belikan ku sepasang telinge dari kola lumpo. telinge tu kaler merah siaodja9082q....

cuti da dkat da. nxt wk paper satu je pn. no feel no feel ahahaha. kejap giler sem ni. cuti pn xtau nak watpe laa except...asda je la kot =_= next sem 6 subject. mmg mapos. baru igt nk amek foreign lingo skali. tp kalau 7 subject nnt x jadi ape plak. fail je byk. haiya aiya kaiya.
ade mpm ke ape ntah tu nxt sem. kene wat video liao. cam music video kot. tp denga cite dr senior senior kene pick a local song. a song frm a local artist lah. hmmm tau la plak kan. i know lagu malaysia a few je. mcm hujan (4 lagu je), meet uncle huss2q0938 satu lagu aaa pastu siti, too phat dan etc tu tau samar samar je. kalau bole pilih lagu luar, aku da berangan da wat video for "You All Believe" pastu aku belakon dlm tu kan hensem habes ahahaha. stylo stylo...bongok.

aaa typo tu kat hujung tu aku ade ubah sket tp malas nk reupload video so ape yg ade tu je la. tq to those yg comment2. aaa aaa aku da ade kat cimb weh! siap ade cimb clinkz ( bukan bone clinkz ok billy). wajib wat plak T~T haih. aritu aku da byr relek je kakak finance tu ckp "awak kene bar" dgn muke dier yg xde perasaan ( muke qays pn lagi byk perasaan dr kakak ni ). time tu rase mcm nk limit break je kakak tu. nsb bek pastu dier setelkan. kalau x wing chun aku bagi.
haaa cite ipman korang sme kene tgk weh. wajib wajib. cite kungfu plg best kot aku pnah tgk. sammo hung sme tu mmg power. aku nk benti mmu blaja wing chun tapau all. tgk sp brani lanci dlm dota lagi pastu? hahaha

paramontel da berabad x jamming betol2. igt nk jam nxt wk. qays paper lame la plak. nak tulis lagu aku ni x poetic la plak. lirik direct habes simple plan la kuar mcm nii...
smlm aku mimpi plg pelik la. yg confirm dlm mimpi tu aku jd Vincent Valentine. sape tau tu tau la. apehal ntah Vincent. maybe mase aku kecik dulu, Vincent tu mcm super hero fav aku la (walaopon dier bukan superhero. watak sampingan je) dulu aku suke giler dier ni. mmg suke smpi berangan2 sme ar. tp skarang x pnah la plak aku tepk pasal dier. ni smpi mimpi plak. ok aku mimpi tu mcm giler lame la kire mcm dari start movie ( camne jd hero ) smpi part hujung slamat kan awek then gg. tp bile aku tebgn ( disebabkan adik2 aku yg x reti diam...niama ) rupenyer aku baru tdo sejam lebey. kan slalu kite mimpi kejap tp padahal da tdo 2 hari 3 mlm kan? ntah. aku rase pelik

oh pastu telinge aku bengkak buat kali ke 3 kot. tangan aku ni mmg gatal. asek nk korek je. pastu everytime bengkak mmg complain la. aku rase for the past one week mmg aku dok complain je kat sme org aku sakit. gedik habes. tp mmg sakit giler laaa.. tekanan giler bile aku bgn tdo always saket. tp salah sendiri kan. sape suro.
cite pasal telinge ni da slalu tejadi kat diri aku ni.

mase aku 5/6 tahun dulu, aku da start da bad habit suke korek telinge ni. ape yg ade kat tgn sme aku bantai korek. ade skali ni, aku korek pakai kaler pensel. staedler bai. high quality kan sepatotnyer? bole tgh korek2 dier patah dlm telinge aku. cb niama sohai quality my ass. kene pegi doctor kasi kuar itu mate kaler pensel. kaler merah kot. sbb tu aku suke kaler merah rasenyer wakakakak. ntah la. tp yg penting, dpt gule gule oh yeaaa. jgn jeles.
pastu berape tahon lepas tu, mase zaman aku ngan siblings aku dok gado wat record Jumping Flash sape plg pantas. aku ade korek lagi la. tp kali ni pakai tmpt korek besi tu. first time. skali abang aku dok main keja2 ngan abang aku yg lagi sorang dier bole tesepak tgn aku pap. melelelele darah bai. mmg aku ngs la time tu. skt giler. mmg g doctor la. tp x dpt gule2. siot nyer doctor. dier kate gegendang aku luke sket. sbb tu smpi skarng pendengaran aku kurang clear sket. aku pn da lupe telinge blah mane.
pape pn skarang telinge aku kiri ni bengkak so mcm aku denga sblah je ar jugak. kalau aku x denga ape korang ckp tu sorry la.
doakan aku sihat cpat.
bye bye :)

my hero

Top of the World

i wanna thank a very special friend for taking me to the top of the world, got me looking at KL from a different point of view ( which wasnt visible at all actually ) and made me realize that i dont ever wanna be on top of the world. ever again. getting my feet ( or clothes ) wet was fun tho :) thank u so much

to be loved, what more could you ask for?

my sister just started blogging ( or maybe i just found out ). the one with my old pic tu mcm cibai =_=" link's on the right. and i think Yo's post about Twilight tu sweet giler

album ive been listening to : AAR - When the World Comes Down, TAI - Fast Times at Barrington High and Envy on the Coast - Lucy Gray. got FOB's new album but erghhh, so hard to layan. sound so baru but i still havent like really listen to it. tho Patrick's voice makin power shiiiaalll. AAR best sbb lagu comel2 (Another Heart Calls new fav song ;p). TAI da jd cam typical la plak ( i hate the word mainstream/sellout btw. care yg sgt mudah/busuk to label orang ) tp ade la lagu2 yg bole layan. Envy on the Coast stim. korang kene dgr lagu Mirrors. ouh ouh RJA's new album is coming out in February!!! woot woot! video You Better Pray ok la. RJA main AE ke haha. and Elias is out of the band :(


ktorang sme da x main Dota sbb da jmpe AO ha ha ha. lagipn bak kate Lan, Dota = Dunia Orang Takde Awek and ehem, ade org tu ade awek kan zzZzzz. Kuala Lumpur is OURSS!!! HA HA HA

i started doing my Digital Typography in Motion ( tho i think its actually called Kinetic Typography but wth, nnt Mr Bad marah aku ) a week ago. at first mase baru start tu i tried for a couple hours but x dpt wat pape! screen blank je. so noob so i went to Ijat's. blaja dari master master FCM. tak lain tak bukan, Ijat ngan Sirap. uuu diorang mmg power giler la wa ckp lu especially Sirap. wei Sirap kau benti la MMU kau da power sgt wat ktorang sme nampak noob je =_= haha. btw Sirap ngan Ijat korang nyer work aku wat jadi part of 'Research' aku. xpe kn?

best jugak la main AE ni ( kalau ikot budak FA poyo [Syed sorang ar], dier pggl AFX ). power giler bende ni. satu software je bole wat byk bende. jakun giler la mase aku mule2 reti pakai bende ni. skarang still jakun lg tp kurang ah. mase 3 hari pertame tu rajin giler aku main bende ni. agak nonstop sentuh. pastu zzzZZzz paham2 je la. but aku dpt jugak la siapkan keje aku. ni ar hasil dier. RJA ftw!! :) will post the CD Cover when its done. and i might do some minor changes later. had to cut the song to meet submission requirement so mind the pelik outro haha

too bad you cant see the bubbles in this quality :(

Xmas Xmas! sumpah la in my whole life tak penah sial celebrate Xmas or kesah lgsg pn. cume tgk movie je la diorang main snow mcm best jeles jeles. tp arituuu awwww so comel tau Nini. korang tau Skittles kan k obviously la korang tau Skittles. aritu mase Xmas dier ajak aku kuar crk kotak ni...k k bukan kotak la tp cam aaa case/bekas apape la korang nk pggl. aku pn teman la. bl aku tanyer bekas ni utk ape dier jwb "suke ati la sebok plak" T~T geli sedeyh la bile dier bls camtu. pastu cam otw blk tu nini ddk blakang dier mcm bz kat blakang dgn bunyi ting tong ting tong bekas tin tu. lame la jugak dier bekerja. pastu cam bile da smpi destinasi, she gave the bekas to me and said "Merry Chirstmas :)" and i was like huh what wtf? to my suprise the bekas was actually for me, and dlm bekas tu ade 193 red skittles wehhh! ade la cite dier promise aku red skittles. and ade this cute lil message with cheep2 on it saying "193 Red Skittles 193 Days of Friendship :) Merry Xmas Dear Bubu". it was like the sweetest thing everrrrr wehhh ( not taking into account yg Skittles mmg sweet ) seriously. Nini kamu hensem.

you guys shud really look up for Gregg's Blink 182 Online Songs Kinetic Typo. uber pro. and also check this guy out.

it was also her bday on the 25th.

Blood For ****what? :)

im going back to malacca with my family tonight. its raya haji everyone! ill blog bout things that happened recently after i got back from kampong cus ill probably have more to tell then :)

for now, im gonna membebel bout my clan, BFB

BFB?
bfb stands for Blood For Woobies ( ehem ). initially, we had a different name ( dotarian, tq arep ). but that name only last for a while and then we decided to change it to bfb cus bfb just sounds awesome-er and really suits the team ( especially Andy lol ). i came up with the name one day when i was doing nothing, inspired by Andy's personality and err...likings haha.

Humble Beginnings ;p
the original roster was me, yoi, andy, arep and din. i think...if im not mistaken it was 2 years ago kot. we started playing with AIs and that time rase macam susah giler! padahal AI noob nak mampos =_= senang cite everyday after class pn confirm main la. haha giler xde life. i think i appointed myself leader of the team agagaa xtau la diorang agree ke tak but so far they seem fine with it. even tho sometimes diorang get annoyed by my mulot bising, marah2 and arahan2 hahahaha. sorry guys but bear with it. leader meh. tapi kalau korang nak fatah jadi leader bole jugak wakakakak strategy golden. then din got inactive due to changes in his life like he got a gf, college's over and he got a job, got a future to think and take care of. easier said, he grew up lah. no hard feelings or issues between us. its a fact that one day all of us kene grow up and leave all this behind. its just that for us that day blm datang lagi la hahaha. so we had to find a new player to take din's place and that time fatah has been playing with us on Garena for quite sometime cus ktorang sme lepak kat Pandan same2. main reason sbb WoW tapi WoW noob. so fattah joined the team and is part of bfb smpi today :)

* i just wish din all the best and good luck dlm life *

No pressure, No pressure
dont get me wrong. even tho we have a clan tag, we only play dota FOR FUN. we dont play serious matches, InHouse or compete in tourneys. we play scrims against clans; that are our friends and people we know. its just that when we started playing dota at LAN houses ( ahh WangsaMaju was the place ), we had no teams no clans so everytime, we would shuffle the players and just play on. it was fun and all but the problem is, since we basically play in a team with random people, no teamwork, strategy and chemistery were involved. everyone would just rice and farm and proceed to own. when a person tries to lead and command, others would see it mcm dier tu kerek and bajet power cus we had no captain/teamleader. thats why we decided to form bfb and at the same time, sptn was born too. after that we started having scrims with sptn weekly and became arch enemies XD

Duniawi and Akhirat
we play dota during our free times ( and thats like most of the time haha ) and honestly, dota has ruined our lifes on several occasions. for example, i got into plenty of fights with my ex cus of dota, wat keje last menet xyh ckp la, x pegi class and the list goes on. tapi xle watpe ah. ktorang suke and ktorang happy :) ok maybe some of u cam rase men dota ni x cool lgsg lagi best go do drugs ke pegi mabok ke club ke romen or whatever la. well at least dota ni xde la menjahanamkan a person masok nerake bai. preach siket hahaha

Dreams Should Never Be Placed So High, Sohai
i know lots of 'C O O L' people out there are gonna say things like "nerds" or "get a life". all i can say is, fuck you haha. we play dota for fun and passion. same reason why musicians play music ( we do play music too. just not as much as dota hehe ) actually, my dream awal2 dulu la was to become a rockstar ngehehehehe just because i think its fun to be able to play music, write songs, and spread the message thru ppl with your OWN songs. its meaningful and its awesome. but seeing as i have near to zero talent in music, ( not taking into account that we live in Malaysia and not say US. the music industry is way different there ) i decided its a dream that wont ever come true and i just play music to pass the time :) needlessly to say i have met nice people and made lots of great friends simply thru playing dota ( DSN i love u lOLOLOL )

aku pn tatau kenape tibe2 tegerak nk tulis pasal bfb maybe sbb da lame x men same2 and smalam main so cam happy la haha ( giler lame da x jamming wei sedeyyy wuu wuu ). anyways, here's the current roster for bfb :

BLOOD FOR TELETUBBIES
( ni sme pendapat/pandangan aku je. xtau la betol ke x. nnt aku tanyer diorang )

Faiz ( gamba giler emo kakaka )

Garena : modeljamban (duh)
Team Captain
Fav Role : Ganker / Support Gaw Gaw Dim Sum
Least Fav : Farmer / Carry
Dulu name aku amoureuxx ( bahase french kot. for lover haha ) tp pastu asek tuka2 name last2 skarang aku main hentam je name bile main
Mmm aku harap aku jadi leader selame ni dapat dan telah membawa bfb ke jalan yang victorious hahah. Aku happy dan proud jadi part of team ni :)

Andy

Garena : D3wi
Name lame Andy aku lupe la. Bagi aku nd sanyer main support power giler. cume sme orang pn ade perasaan nk kill n jadi orang depan dpt name. mmg ade punyer even siket pn. so bile main support ni kite rase cam boring and x dpt nk lanci bile da menang. tapi sanyer support la role paling penting dlm dota. xde support xle jalan bai. kire support Andy wajib la dlm team ni :)

Yoi

Garena : UeharaMariko ( zzz noob obssess kat actress jepun )
Asesino ( Assassin ) dier ni all-rounder sket. dier bole main byk role. carry, support, tank, ganker sme dier bole main. tp ade yg dier noob siket. mcm dier main Zeus or Lina. terbukti la bile Lina dier farm hutan n kuar Blademail ade satu game dulu. tp dlm team kalau nk suro main hero, for example Centaur, mmg aku kasi dier.

Arep

Garena : im_the_noob ( MEMANG wakakaak )
Anerond ( korang x perlu tau ape maksud Anerond ni )
Arep aku rase best role dier main sanyer ialah semi-carry/ganker. Support dier out siket. Kalau dier main hero cam Gondar, Mirana, SF gg bai. Bank hitam tu incident kene counter. sme orang pn kalau kene counter xle nk watpe. nk suro dier beli ward...harapan hahaha

Fattah (die-hard fan siti )

Garena : fattah ( =_= )
MeePRO agagagaga. fattah ni cibai. xtau la nk kasi dier hero ape. dier kadang2 main kamjat giler. kadang2 power smpi ktorang pn tekejot. tatau bile dier serious or bile dier main2. kalau dier ckp hero tu dier bole pakai, x bole caye. kalau dier ckp dier x bole pakai pn x bole caye jugak. senang cite fattah ni hero misteri yang aku pn xtau nak watpe la ngan dier haaha tp dier main gg beb :)

maka, itu la bfb skarang. Raijin ( ahha rajin ) plak aku tulis pasal crap ni. wat blog 3R tu aku malas giler hheehe. bfb pro gl hf practice byk2 makan food byk2. last but not least, to cacing kerawet

BAK DATANG LAAAA~!!!