tembak aisyah di tangge ( pembunuhan photography )

we had to submit for our final photography asemen yesterday and i had nothing on Thursday. i texted some frens, Epul and Eien agreed to help ( thanks a lot weh. krg mmg hensem ). but ill tell bout the photoshoot and pics in another post, while waiting for Epul to setelkan hal kolej dier dan bagi merendahkan kadar tekanan yang sangat tinggi mase tu, saye amek gamba Aisyah instead. lg comel :) mari kite open dengan...

muke busuk! dia senyum half je

mengikut jejak pak cik dia i give u, modeltangga

emo. pfft! pengaruh rakan sebaya

leading lines ekekekeke

"look ma! i can look good with no teeth!"

wahh! got satu gigi already!

"help help my head stuck liao =_="

"wink wink (^_~)/ * bye bye sme!"

comel bukan?

practice makes perfect sense

IT'S AIDILFITRI AGAIN! yerp yerp. its raye again. setelah sebulan bepuase blablabla ok watever. for the last few years, raye has been the same process and of course, i already knew it was gonna be the same. its like a tradition family ni. this is how we do. we blk kg the last day of puase, buke ramai2, basuh pinggan ramai2, g solat sunat, g kubur, bersalam2 + kasi duit raye, amek2 gamba, go to Johore the next day and blk Shah Alam. and my thoughts were spot on. except for a few changes this year, which only led to a less meriah raye. my brother and his wife + aiman + aimi didnt blk malacca. they went to terengganu. belah kak long. i guess its fair cus last year they celebrated here in malacca. in relationships u gotta give n take right? ;p then we didnt go to kubur after solat. dad said it was due to rain. i tot...ok apape ah. and yang perbezaan yg plg ketare giler is skarang, sme family da x tdo umah nenek. ade yg tdo umah sewe, tdo hotel and umah sendiri. so yg kat umah nenek cume my family and pak cik mus nyer family. so i spent nights there alone texting nini sambil berperang. so enough membebel2, lets cut to the cite.

Day 01

hehe. ni aisyah. i tot since dier comel giler, mood korang nk bace post ni membuak2 sket pas tgk pic dier. since aiman and aimi wasnt around, aisyah was sgt hot kat kampung. everyone nk hold dier la cium dier la, sbb dier plg kecik and obviously, paling comel :)

persiapaan nk g kampung : muke kene tebal, hati kene kebal. im sure my siblings wud agree with me here. kat kampung, kene perli2 tu bende biase la. my sis kene (about wat xle btau. sensitip). my bro pn kene. and yours truly, kene kaw2 liao. from radja, letto, hujan, oag, to band2 that i have never heard of. dari 1st day kat ctu smpi la last day, naik boring dengar. tp senyum kene sentiase :)

bebuke buke. sme rdy nk mkn xcept sorang tu. tgn dier x reti lepas fon. haih ape nk jd

Lai chee kang/le ci kang xdeeeee!!! perubahan yg paling ganas dan membuat diriku menanges ( dlm hati je. muke tetap macho agagaga ) ntah asal ntah, this year xde lai ci kang. so saye buke dgn gembira + pilu. tp xpe, nnt sy dpt lai ci kang yg lg best :D ouh and hanip da lost weight! tahniah tahniah kepade beliau. now saye ni bile la nk be+ berat

:S

pas buke slalunyer ade acare membasuh pinggan beramai2 secare bergilir2. mmg ade pn. tp i had to go back ngan abang2/adik to Shah Alam sbb my brother tetggl bag baju! ngokngek lucu je. so off we go blk Shah Alam la la la. kire cam ktorang missed event of the year la hahaha. tp x rase menyesal kesal rugi atau apa jua skali pn (ayat mcm haram). biase je :)

tetap comel walaopon perot sudah buncet minom air mate amri kuceng

Day 02

next day, cam biase solat sunat. tp xde gamba mls la nk cite kn. x feel. korang pn bukan suke membace. so forward2. ok smpi part bagi duit raye ( part yg sme org tggu temasok org2 yg x puase ). nk tjk sme gamba cam byk giler. maklum la adik beradik mcm team bola siap ade substitute lagi walaopon ramai x reti main bola pn. so gamba siket2 sudah.

fahmi, dgn muke "aku bukan puase pn he he he suckers"

pisang goreng memperagakan baju raye bersame tudung. tp kejap je. pastu dier x tahan panas.

H A N S U M

Haa da pening tgk sme biruu je? Kalau pening, tarik nafas dulu, amek udare segar. Kalau da ok sile proceed tgk imej imej biru ni. Pastu ade sesi potong kek. For mereke2 yang bday dekat. Dyana, Acap ngan Nek Bik ( and maybe bday pak busu skali kot. xsure hoho ). Yang lain dlm gamba ni sebok je. Especially 2 org kat blakang yang wat piss piss tu.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KORANG!

and now! sesi gamba gamba familyyyyy! yayy!! this year, we welcomes a new member to the family, suami kak is ( sorry aku xtau name kau ehehehe ) dier pn mesti tatau name aku jugak. so fair la kire kekeekke. n kite besedey sbb family Faruq xde wuu wuu

"sikit2 lame2 jadi ramai"

family Said

rambut aku xde kutu la T_T

family Yunus

faiz tonyok, fickura tp mcm rabbit, fared apape je la

fick "raaawWWRRR!"

" ya! untuk Yakult "

kkk k da da ckp ckp jadi giler. da penat penat tu ktorang pn tido (~_~)zZ (mule2 ade gamba ktorang tdo pastu aku pk mcm bazir space je so xyh ah)

malam tu ktorang g beraye umah Pak Long. dekat je ngan umah nenek. jalan kaki pn baru 180 minit. at last! dpt makan something selain ketupat! ( i was getting so muak of ketupat. sry nenek ) ngap3 nyum3 makan mee liao. pastu tambah2 pastu lapa lagi tapi segan la kan umah org xkn nk tambah 8 kali so buat2 perot da penoh walaopon sebenarnyer ade la dlm 2000GB free space lg.

my mom. dari dier la datang segale unsur kecomelan ;p mak busu sebok je

korang pn da boring tgk muke ktorang.esoknyer ktorang gerak Johore, tp aku mls la nk cite. ni pn aku rase da panjang giler post ni. itu je la post ntuk hari raye tahun ni. sanyer gamba ade byk giler babi lagi. ni baru 20% la dari camera fadhli. ade lagi 3 camera time tu. so kalau nk taruk sme kat cni mmg tekuar2 screen ah. aku pn da penat giler susun gamba da bejam2 edit bende ni. laptop aku pn da berasap2 load sme gamba2 ni dlm fotocop. harap korang terhibur :)

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri

( dari saye dan famili saye )

artlines and headlines

so yeah so yeah so yeah so yeah there's ( saving aimee ) been a lot of pressure wat my assemen ( last menet ). im so glad ive managed to siapkan sme. all thanks to nini yg byk membantu ( especially dlm bidang dier plg hebat iaitu potong2 - tampal2 ) dan memberi sokongan dari sidelines. my designs for dm byk came from her :) my topic was on emo, so we took a few shots of me, konon2 jadi emo la for the cd cover. ini the best picture yg ktorang dpt

NYAHHHHH HA HA HA HA AWWW~

thanks to dd loads for the pics. cudnt have finished it without u and ur frens. tq tq tq tq.
ok da itu je nk update ho ho ho. aritu ade 'gig' kat bbs but im sure nnt billy will post bout it kat bbs so korang bace ctu je la k. aku da jd malas. ouh i learned a lil bit more main gitar. now i know more than just power chords hehehe. ouh ouh u guys shud listen to Danger Radio and 1, 2, 3, 4. sgt best and sgt comel.

* meh kite nanges n pening same2 *

smile.

Kaler2 ni hasil copy dari Nini punyer. malas nk tuka

Starting time: 4.35 AM

Name: Muhammd Faiz bin Md Yunus

Sisters: Hanis, Diyanah, Aliyah

Brothers: Faruq, Fairuz, Fadhli, Fikri, Farid, Firdaus, Fauzi, Fahmi

Height: ntah la. tp lagi tinggi dr Nini la.

Shoe size: ntah. seriously lupe. 7 / 8 / 9 kot. pilih la sendiri

Where do you live: shah alam n seri kembangan

Favourite drinks: air buah.

Favourite breakfast: cereals, nasik lemak yg stim + soya kat pandan indah. wuu wuu rindu

Have you ever been on a plane?: once. g terengganu makan telo ngap3.

Swam in the ocean: saye hanye reti lemas. camni bluurrppp blppp ......

Fallen asleep at school: yer. especially time jawab exam kekeek

Broken someone's heart: yes. saye pro. ho ho ho. sorry korang. x sengaje.

Fell off your chair: penah.

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: penah. mase awal2 break dulu kan giler mcm x bole hidop dok tunggu la org tu call walaopon tau dier xkn call kakakaka bongok dumb dumb.

Saved e-mails: ade je.

What is your room like: x mcm bilik.

What's right beside you: guitar kapok 3 tali. stylo

What is the last thing you ate: roti john buatan my mom nyummy3.

Ever had chicken pox: penah kot. tp x critical pn. cam biase je tp still gune alasan ntk ponteng skola kakakaaak

Sore throat: slalu je. pas melalak ho ho ho

Stitches: aaa ntah. x igt. x tau

Broken nose: x penah. tgn penah la. cite dier sgt lucu btw

Do you believe in love at first sight: merepek.

Like picnics: suke kot. as long as the company best and tempat dier pn best ah. atas gunung everest ke. stim je

Who was/were the last person/people you danced with: ntah. ke hadapan ex saye kalau kite penah joget, sorry la saye lupe. aaa pocopoco kire? kalau bende tu kire, nini la then :)

Last who made you smile: myself. denga saye nyanyi Smile kakakaaka Syira la ni punce

You last yelled at: screen ni. saye x giler. Atreyu beb.

Today, did you:

Talk to someone you like: yes.

Kiss anyone: tak.

Get sick: tak. cume tekak je sakit sikit akibat smlm.

Talk to an ex: tak.

Miss someone: yes. ramai kot. ssb~~ sorry x dpt lpk besame.

Eat: roti john, kuey teow, macaroni, cendol smlm dr arab. saye x buncet btw la la la

Best feeling in the world: doing what u like and being happy :)

Do you sleep with stuffed animals: no. x penah ade. xde sape nk bagi :(

What's under your bed: habuk habuk hensem.

Who do you really hate: xde sape/ x baik hate2 ni. lagi2 bulan ramadhan.

Random:

Is there a person who is on your mind now: yes. bebyyyy~

Do you have any siblings: aku jwb penat2 kat atas td watpe...

Do you want children: nak nak. wajib comel ok.

Do you smile often: yes :) riang riaaaaaaaa kan beby

Do you like your hand-writing: tak. i wish mine is more like bulat2 and comel2 mcm pompannyer tulisan. saye jelesi terhadap tulisan mereke.

Are your toe nails painted: no.

Whose bed other than yours would you rather sleep in: mane2 yg stim./

What color shirt are you wearing now: cokelat hijau2.

What were you doing at 7:00 p.m: tgk video makeup hayley haha

Are you a friendly person?: yes. tapi terlampau ramai sgt (saye ckp pasal dy tu) igt saye budak emo...grrr saye x emo ok. emo di rupe, riang di hati.

Do you have any pets: used to. but diorang da mati :( hamster 3 eko.

Where is the person you have feelings for right now?: no feelings no feelings.

Did the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?: yes. i love her so very much.

Do you sleep with the TV on?: tak tak. saye x minat sgt tv ni lately.

What are you doing right now?: denga lagu Why oleh Avril.

Have you ever crawled through a window?: penah. mase sneak out dulu ho ho. skarang da x muat laa =_= tp sy tetap x buncet no no no

Can you handle the truth?: depends. sometimes the truth mcm cibai.

Are you too forgiving?: ntah. x kot.

Are you closer to your mother or father?: mak.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?: my ex kot. lepas tu sme dengan diri sendiri je. solo la kire.

How many people can you say you've really loved?: ramai. sme yg hensem2 dan baik2 yang sentiase igt member dan keluarge.

Do you still have pictures of you & your ex?: yes.

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you?: penah. touching lebey agagagaga

If you're having a bad day, who are you most likely to go to?: skarang niii...nini.

Are you loud or quiet most of the time?: depends on the crowd. but loud kot slalu.

Are you confident?: bole tahan la.

5 things I was doing 10 years ago:
:: having fun cus time kecik dulu xde problem. happy je
:: kawan baik ngan amzar. dulu ktorang rapat giler best giler babi waeiajweiojawoe
:: baru lompat pts. mase tu sme bende rase cam awkward.
:: main gasing main tipu2 kertas kat jalan kertas yg xtau ape function tu tp time tu rase cam best giler
:: beli this one bunge2 straw made by a lembut2 aww in my class for 20 ringgit for my mom :)

5 snacks I enjoy:
:: supering.
:: yg guava2 tu.
:: chipsmore.
:: tiger ( kire snacks ke )
:: gule2. apape je la.

5 of my bad habits:
:: pemalas.
:: suke crk alasan utk disalahkan.
:: suke buang mase/melangok.
:: senang kene tipu / dipengaruh.
:: slalu lupe.

5 places I have lived in (or WILL live in):
:: shah alam.
:: sri rampai.
:: pangsamurni.
:: pandan indah.
:: seri kembangan.

5 jobs I've had:
:: student.
:: trainee kat buzznet.
:: keje jd puppet kat tv show sesame street tu ( elmo agagagasg )
:: wat thesis brape ratus page tu yg in the end saye quit. bongok.
:: guardian angel yg x berjaye kerane slalu diselamatkan oleh org yg saye ptt jage.

5 people i wanna tag:
:: syira. sbb dier kebosanan.
:: lagi 4 malas ah. menyusah kan hidop korang je.

nine things that made me smile ( a not-so-comel love story )

cite ini mengisahkan sebuah kisah dongeng yang anda x perlu kesah

dlm mengharungi ramadhan yg penoh dgn cabaran, pelbagai aktiviti dilakukan bg memenuhi mase dan menahan kelaparan. 'masterpiece' ini dilukis oleh kartunis careynee bagi meng'shutup'kan perot beliau yang buncet.


semase bersame2 dengan saye, there were a lot of times where saye mengabaikan careynee dan biarkan dier bermain2 alone. dgn marah dan pasrah, dier mogok dan menjalankan aktiviti tunjuk perasaan. ini adalah beberape perasaan yang di'tunjukkan'. namun, saye tetap membuat endah x endah terhadap 'tunjuk perasaan' nya. kekekekbesdayperisestrawberi padan muke dier.

( bagi saye ni gamba paling comel antare semua :D )

setelah careynee menanges melalak lalak dan menghentak2 kaki serte tangan sehingge hampir roboh kawasan kediaman ku, saye mengambil guitar kapok yang ku pinjam dari shah dan played her a few songs. bagaikan seorang kanak2 mendapat gule2 kapas ( dier mmg kanak2 pn ) she stopped crying and menyanyi bersame2. saye hepi dier hepi :)


kuceng ni xde kene mengene ngan cite ni. dier hanye berfungsi sebagai iklan je ( skarang sme blog nk taruk iklan. zzzZzzzz copycat tiru buriburi pro )


this is how i look like semase bepuase dr pandangan mate 'artistic' careynee. and...


this is me selepas bebuke puase. . .demn yu careynee!!!


lantas, saye teros emo dan touching. and the only thing that she did was buat muke 'ngee' dier and said "gedik!". perasaan dendam membuak2 dan membakar2 dan menggoreng2 dlm diri saye. saye mencaci caci careynee smpi saye tetdo...( kire mcm cried myself to sleep ah )

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pada hari esoknya, kami ke library siti hasmah. careynee mahu membace2 untuk mencari2 idea. sedang dier membace2 sebuah buku tentang kembar yang seperti hambar, dier bebel bebel bebel secare x sengaje namun penoh selamber, saye ttp muke dan tido. hahahaha padan muke u! bls dendam utk smalam! muahahahaha


seperti muvi muvi typical yang terdapat di panggung wayang, this one ended dgn happy ending juge di mane hero (saye) sleep dengan bahagie dan orang jahat ( nini ) menanges guling2. yay!

( cheep2. maskot official careynee yang comel )

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